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J.HOFFMAN'S Glass Bottle Matches-It Wasn't Me
J.HOFFMAN'S Glass Bottle Matches-It Wasn't Me
J.HOFFMAN'S Glass Bottle Matches-It Wasn't Me
J.HOFFMAN'S Glass Bottle Matches-It Wasn't Me

Glass Bottle Matches-It Wasn't Me

$15.00
How adorable are these match sets? Pair with a smelly good candle and you are set to go!!
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Maintain your innocence with these alibi-esque matches. Ideal for those who wish to burn bridges (please don’t burn real ones, just metaphorical) and the evidence of their gaseous nature.

  • Phrase: It Wasn't Me
  • Glass Bottle with gold lid 
  • 40qty Safety Matches
  • Bright Purple Tipped
  • Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light
  • 1.84 x 4.75, 1.8oz Glass Bottle
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